the city rules
return to life in sf


The natives of San Francisco have a lot to say about their city. The natives know how the system works. They know where to go and where not to go. They learn the back roads. They learn the tricks to getting around at ease. They learn the popular spots, the bum spots, the rich spots, and the hidden treasures, which may be personal treasures of their own. Once they learn the ways of the game, it only seems humane to teach an unlearned soul how to handle the modes of a city called San Francisco.

Having dealt with the daily and nightly life of the fast-paced city for three months, the San Francisco Urban Studies Class of Spring 2001 have a few words-of-advice to be passed along to those adventurous folks planning to venture into this new world for the first time. Although we are not all natives, we've walked the walk, talked the talk, rode the ride, and driven the drive, enough to say there are numerous experiences not to be anticipated. The unpredictability of the streets give the city that bittersweet flavor us young students dare to taste.

The people of the city come in many different shapes, sizes, colors, and class. There doesn't seem to be a majority of one kind to represent the entire city. There may be enclaves dispersed in different sections of the city, but not one group takes up the majority of the town. In fact within the enclaves there are enclaves. A district may be rewarded a certain character by the activities, buildings, and services in it, but no one can determine the culture of any section in town until the people adapt to it.

The homeless people make up a fair population of the city. Most people treat them as invisible even though they are far more visible than the middle-class passerby. In fact many of the homeless become familiar faces especially to those with daily routes to work.

LESSON #1: "Always carry at least five bucks and pocket change" ~Dan Gonzales

"The foot stomping blues man in the Civic Center Bart station should be tipped a buck for being the only music bum with talent!" ~Eric Peabody

Perhaps it would be worth a buck or two, to reward some talented souls who've established their niche in life as street musicians. There are quite a few street musicians, some better than others. But if you were to establish a daily path, you would get familiar with at least on of these talented bums who catch your eye everyday. The bums smart enough to use the wonderful resonance of the underground Bart stations as their stage, most definitely deserve a little change.

LESSON #2: "When walking home late at night, avoid shadows on dark streets because it might be a bum with his mean dog." ~John Juranco

There is a flip side to these homeless characters of the streets. You never know what may lurk in the shadows of the night, especially in San Francisco. Just the fact of knowing that life lies beneath piles of blankets and stacks of cardboard, may keep a passerby on guard. It is always a good idea to be aware of your surroundings at night, because sometimes the resting bodies have malicious dogs for protection. I mean, could you sleep not knowing whether someone was going to step on your head?

LESSON #3: "Never help anyone collecting for a down payment on a cheeseburger." ~Kelly Overstreet


Some bums try to use humor to collect change. The lines may sound original as if conjured from good spirits in accepting the streets. But when a bum has the same line for the same people a few days in a row, one begins to wonder if it really is a cheeseburger he purchases with the donated change.

LESSON #4: "Just when you've seen everything, take a walk down Market Street." ~Stacey Wellnitz

Market street is said to be a district all of its own. It connects two grids to form terrible intersections. It acts like a boundary for the South-of-Market district and the North-of-Market district. The street itself could be identified as the main street of downtown. It collects the full spectrum of people, from black to white, skinny to fat, short to tall, young to old, and rich to poor. San Francisco Center collects most of the spenders who are usually suburban folks ready to spend money. The cable car turnaround collects the tourists who are either out-of-towners or Bay Area natives who still haven't enjoyed to tourist attractions of their major city. Other distinct spots include the ten-speed biker's corner, the hard-had construction zones, the old-guy chess club, the mid-twenties trendy café hangouts, and the teenage blast-your-music-bus-stop hangout. A ten-minute walk down this street could result in a bundle of experiences for all five senses.

The transportation system of the city is no walk in the park, literally. Parks are a scarcity and walking is secondary to public transportation. The stressors of travel from here to there could certainly change one's mood for the day.

LESSON #5: "Don't underestimate the little old ladies on public transportation. I think they take steroids for breakfast. They will push, kick, shove, and knock ANYONE over, to catch their bus. They don't give a toot so TRY to keep your top on. It takes A LOT of patience to not return the gesture and KNOCK THEM OUT. They are, after all, just little old ladies." ~Tunisia Jones

The Muni buses run every so often along the main streets of San Francisco. And despite the stresses, it is still of the best public transportation systems.

-melissa velarde

   
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