Cal Poly Fight Song
Ride High You Mustangs,
Kick the frost out, burn the breeze,
Ride High You Mustangs,
The bow wows we'll knock to their knees
Hi Ki Yi
Ride High You Mustangs
Chin the moon and do it right
Ride High and cut a rusty
Fight! Fight! Fight!
- Harold P. Davidson
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Courtesy of Cal Poly Pep Band.
CP Drinking Song
Oh it's beer beer for old Polytech
Fill all the glasses up to the neck
Send the Freshmen out for gin
And don't let a sober sophomore in
We never stagger, we never fall
We sober up on wood alcohol
While the loyal faculty
Lie drunk on the bar room floor!
- Rally Club
Beer Beer
Oh it's beer beer beer
That makes you feel so queer
On the farm, on the farm,
Oh it's beer beer beer
That makes you feel so queer
On the California Poly farm
My Eyes are dim, I can not see
I have, hey, not, ho
Brought my specks with me.
Alternatives
Whiskey-Frisky
Gin-Want to Sin
H2O-Want to Go
Rye-Want to Fly
Coke-Want to Choke
Rum-Feel like a Bum
- Rally Club
The Beer Prayer
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as I am in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us,
and lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers,
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager,
Forever and ever,
Barmen.
- Unknown
Ding-Ding
Ding ding ding ding ding
Here comes my wagon, my wagon
I hear the keeper calling me
Ding ding ding ding ding
To take me back to the nutty factory
Like all the little nuts that fall
I'm just a little cracked, that's all
Ding ding ding ding ding
Here comes my wagon, my kiddy car,
My Bus, WHEEEEE!
- Rally Club
Salvation Army
Salvation Army, Salvation Army
Put a nickel in the drum
Save another druken bum
Salvation Army, Salvation Army
Put a nickel in the drum
And you'll be saved-
Testimonial, Testimonial!
1. All the girls in my twon wear grass skirts. boo-
But all the guys have lawn-mowers. yeah-
2. All the girls in my town are corks. boo-
But all the guys are corkscrews. yeah-
3. In our town there is only one bar. boo-
but it is a mile long. yeah-
4. All the girls in our town wear masks. boo-
But all the guys have holloweenies. yeah-
- Rally Club
I Wanna Beer
I wanna beer, Just like the beer
That pickled dear old dad
A grand old fashioned beer
With lots of foam
Took four men to carry daddy home
I wanna beer just like the beer
That pickled dear old dad
- Rally Club
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Anti-Fight Song
Ride Me, You Mustang
Kick your boots off, f*ck me please.
Ride Me You Mustang,
I'm down on my hands and knees
Oh! Ah! Oh!
Ride Me You Mustang
Sing a toon and do me now
Ride Me and make me lusty
Push! Pull! Push!
- Harry P. Onmyson
There Was a Miss
There was a Miss.
She went to pi-ck some flowers.
She stepped in grass up to a-ncles deep.
She saw a bird step in some tur-key feathers.
The broke her heart.
She let a far-mer take her home!
- Rally Club
My Mommy
My mommy lies over the ocean.
My mommy lies over the sea.
My mommy lies under my daddy.
And that's how I came to be!
- Rally Club
Mailman
Ding your knocker, ring your bell.
That is why you think I'm swell.
I'm your mailman.
Makes you happy, Makes you gay.
That's why I come twice a day.
I'm your mailman.
O' I can come in any kind of weather,
Makes you think my bag is made of leather!
I don't fool with keys or locks.
I just slip it in your box.
I'm your mailman.
- Rally Club
Don't Go Lulu
Lulu had a bofriend, his name was Diamond Dick.
She never saw his diamond, she always saw his...
Chorus
Bang, bang Lulu
Lulu's gone away
Who we going to gang bang
Now that Lulu's gone away?
Lulu had a tricycle, its seat was made of glass.
And every time she'd hit a bump it stick right up her...
Chorus
Lulu had a brother, his name was Tiny Tim.
She took him in the river, to see if he could swim.
he swam down the river, and over the falls.
Lulu tried to save him she grabbed him by the...
Chorus
Lulu has two boyfriends, both are very rich.
One is a son of a doctor, the other a son of a...
Chorus
Lulu has a factory, its name is Little Huck.
Every night in the backroom, Lulu has to...
Chorus
Dogs wear collars, horses waer bits,
Lulu wears a sweater to cover up her...
Chorus
Some girls work in factories, some girls work in stores.
But Lulu works in a different place with 30 other...
Chorus
- Rally Club
Polly Dolly
Chorus
Polly Dolly, Polly Dolly
Polly Dolly, Polly Dolly
I met you one night in the Cal Poly dorm,
Outside is was raining, but you made me feel warm.
I knew in a moment I needed a date
Cause a guy at Cal Poly just can't hesitate.
Chorus
We went to Madonna for out Saturday date, and I was
Really jazzed 'cause you said you could stay out late.
But you were an electronics major and much too fascinated by--
Old Man Madonna's fantastic flushing eye.
Chorus
When we finally got away, I took you out to the park.
I could not see your head--cause in my car it was dark.
The fact that you're ugly doesn't really bother me.
'Cause a guy gets used to that at good old Cal Poly.
Chorus
I've graduated now, ant I am still thinking of you.
Of the many things I tried and the few things you let me do.
Of beautiful girls I now have my pick and the
thought of us together tends to make - me -sick!
- Rally Club
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